Noble? What Noble?

Noble Control UB (Dimir)

ibstudent2200

Instant (22)

• 1x Agony Warp
• 1x Capsize
• 4x Counterspell
• 1x Devour Flesh
• 1x Doom Blade
• 4x Hieroglyphic Illumination
• 2x Miscalculation
• 4x Mystical Teachings
• 1x Prohibit
• 2x Psychic Spiral
• 1x Remove Soul

Land (23)

• 4x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 4x Dismal Backwater
• 10x Island
• 3x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Submerged Boneyard

Creature (2)

• 2x Archaeomancer

Sorcery (11)

• 3x Chainer's Edict
• 4x Preordain
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 3x Treasure Cruise

Artifact (2)

• 2x Pristine Talisman

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Sideboard

Instant (8)

• 1x Crypt Incursion
• 3x Dispel
• 2x Essence Scatter
• 2x Negate

Sorcery (7)

• 3x Duress
• 2x Evincar's Justice
• 2x Fade Away

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Maybeboard

Instant (13)

• 2x Annul
• 4x Disfigure
• 1x Exclude
• 1x Hydroblast
• 1x Logic Knot
• 1x Memory Lapse
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Recoil
• 1x Soul Manipulation

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Ostracize
• 4x Ponder

Land (4)

• 4x Faerie Conclave

Creature (1)

• 1x Gurmag Angler

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Keeping with my trend of designing Noble decks that are awful to play against, I present a UB control list using Toxic Deluge as its Noble. Unlike most of my other Noble lists, which try to win within the first 3-5 turns, this deck's goal is to draw out my opponent's suffering for as long as possible.

I'm still trying to figure out a good choice for the uncommon slots. I'm currently testing Psychic Spiral as a win condition, though Faerie Conclave and Curse of the Bloody Tome were reasonable as well. It's tempting to add Terramorphic Expanse/Evolving Wilds and splash a third color for Esper Charm , Dromar's Charm, or Sultai Charm , though.

Note: the name is a joke. This deck doesn't really rely on its noble, and usually only plays Toxic Deluge to answer opposing Nobles.

Disclaimer: This is a Noble deck. See the rules here before making any suggestions.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Noble legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Rares 3 - 0 Uncommons 42 - 15 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.19
Folders	Noble