Toolbox Full of Sextoys

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund)

Fudgefalcon

Creature (35)

• 1x Ancient Brass Dragon
• 1x Ancient Bronze Dragon
• 1x Ancient Copper Dragon
• 1x Archon of Cruelty
• 1x Atsushi, the Blazing Sky
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Balor
• 1x Biophagus
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Bringer of the Last Gift
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Ghalta, Primal Hunger
• 1x Giant Adephage
• 1x Glissa Sunslayer
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Ignoble Hierarch
• 1x Ilharg, the Raze-Boar
• 1x Junji, the Midnight Sky
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Noxious Gearhulk
• 1x Ojer Kaslem, Deepest Growth  ^Flip
• 1x Primeval Herald
• 1x Protean Hulk
• 1x Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
• 1x Ruby, Daring Tracker
• 1x Ruin Grinder
• 1x Shakedown Heavy
• 1x Thragtusk
• 1x Woodfall Primus
• 1x Xenagos, God of Revels
• 1x Ziatora's Envoy
• 1x Ziatora, the Incinerator

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes

Land (36)

• 1x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Copperline Gorge
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 5x Forest
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Restless Ridgeline
• 1x Restless Vents
• 1x Rockfall Vale
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
• 1x Ziatora's Proving Ground

Instant (4)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Heroic Intervention

Commander (1)

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Decimate
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Last March of the Ents
• 1x Life's Legacy
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Victimize

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Elemental Bond
• 1x Garruk's Uprising
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild

Artifact (4)

• 1x Colfenor's Urn
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Skullspore Nexus

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Maybeboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Body Snatcher
• 1x Radagast the Brown
• 1x Treeshaker Chimera
• 1x Vengeful Pharaoh

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Reforge the Soul

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Oversold Cemetery

Land (2)

• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Artifact (2)

• 1x Brass's Tunnel-Grinder  ^Flip
• 1x Lightning Greaves

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I have the original deck posted but I wanted to post a slightly more tuned version for play testing purposes. Not sure how it plays yet but same idea as the original; want a deck simple enough to play inebriated.

Designed to be played drunk/high/both. Big dumb creatures, spells that make sense to a 12 year old, and a ramp package… I think it’s fun? You can get sweaty with [Master of Cruelty] or [Heartless Hidetsugu] but truly the winner in this deck comes from smacking your opponents with creatures large enough to keep them on their toes.

Date added	4 months
Last updated	3 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	28 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.28
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Boo, Copy Clone, Fungus Dinosaur, Plant 0/1 G, Treasure