Crime Tribal

Commander / EDH Jank Theft Theme/Gimmick UBR (Grixis)

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Crimes (35)

• 1x Acquire
• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Aggressive Sabotage
• 1x Attempted Murder
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Blackmail
• 1x Breaking / Entering
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Coastal Piracy
• 1x Coercion
• 1x Contempt
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Flawless Forgery
• 1x Hijack
• 1x Incriminate
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Intimidation
• 1x Involuntary Employment
• 1x Larceny
• 1x Mass Mutiny
• 1x Murder
• 1x Mutiny
• 1x Pirate's Pillage
• 1x Protection Racket
• 1x Psychic Theft
• 1x Refuse / Cooperate
• 1x Security Bypass
• 1x Spell Swindle
• 1x Steal Artifact
• 1x Steal Enchantment
• 1x Stolen Goods
• 1x Stolen Identity
• 1x Wiretapping
• 1x You've Been Caught Stealing

Scenes of the Crimes (33)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 6x Island
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Maestros Theater
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Shire Terrace
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Xander's Lounge

Crime Tools (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bag of Holding
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Currency Converter
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Manascape Refractor
• 1x Navigation Orb
• 1x Relic of Sauron
• 1x Thieves' Tools

Commander (1)

Accomplices (20)

• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Anarchist
• 1x Bilbo, Retired Burglar
• 1x Brazen Borrower
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Coercive Recruiter
• 1x Daring Saboteur
• 1x Goblin Arsonist
• 1x Hoard Robber
• 1x Hostage Taker
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Looter il-Kor
• 1x Master Thief
• 1x Pirated Copy
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Relic Robber
• 1x Robber of the Rich
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Stalking Assassin
• 1x Stealer of Secrets

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Other (4)

• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Extortion
• 1x Notion Thief
• 1x Raven's Crime

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Assault, theft, fraud, DUI, breaking and entering, solicitation, armed robbery, shoplifting, aggravated assault on a police officer, and more.

Every nonland card in this deck that isn't used for mana-ramp is also a real-world crime you can commit! (This deck is not an endorsement of criminal activity.)

This forms a mildly cohesive pirates/treason strategy, but it's mostly just for fun.

Date added	11 months
Last updated	11 months
Exclude colors	WG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 30 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.45
Tokens	Copy Clone, Goblin Construct 0/1 C, Rogue 2/2 B, The Ring, The Ring Tempts You, Treasure
Folders	Memes from Other Spheres