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Creature - Dinosaur Dragon Avatar Beast Squirrel Lizard God

24/24

Yes, it's bigger than Emrakul. No, it's still unplayable.

Make another un-set card that could technically be legal.

I'm about to blatantly misinterpret the challenge, aren't I...

Nahiri, Pugnacious Lithomancer

Legendary Creature - Kor Artificer

Affinity for Equipment, Ward - Pay X life where X is the mana value of the spell or ability targeting Nahiri

Whenever you attack, reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of equipped attacking creatures. You may cast a battle from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

5/4

Repeat.

Anaxa, Foremost Swarmlord

Legendary Creature - Insect Ranger

Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green and black Insect creature token with flying.

, sacrifice X green creatures: Search your library for a creature with mana value X, put it onto the battlefield, and shuffle.

2/3

Those of you who play D&D 5e and read some of the supplements see what I did there.

Make another abzan legendary insect.

Serketh Seeking-eyes

Legendary Creature - Lizard

Domain - Serketh costs less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control.

Ward

: Serketh is unblockable this turn. Activate only if you control a basic land of each basic land type.

7/1

Make a grixis vampire that gains control of other creatures.

Who's your commander?

Ionomancy, since pH is determined by the charges of Hydrogen ions? Although, that would imply the use of electric currents. Or plasma. Hmm, plasma...

Ionic Bolt

Instant

Plot

Ionic Bolt deals 2 damage to any target. If it was plotted, draw a card.

Plasma, please!

Brion Ironarm

Legendary Artifact Creature - Giant Warrior

Lifelink

, , Sacrifice an artifact: Brion Ironarm deals damage equal to the artifact's mana value to any target.

4/4

Brion lost his arm in the Phyrexian invasion, but he got a much cooler one.

Make another card showing a casualty of the Phyrexian invasion.