[yEDH] Yargle Bargle EDH-argle

Commander / EDH Mono-Black

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THE SUPREME WARRIOR SEEKS GUIDANCE FROM THE IMMORTAL GODS OF COMBAT (5)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Increasing Ambition

THE SUPREME WARRIOR DRAWS POWER FROM THE SOULS OF HIS ANCESTRAL LANDS (92)

• 92x Swamp

THE SUPREME WARRIOR GRAPS HIS MIGHTY SWORD AND PREPARES FOR CONQUEST (1)

• 1x Blackblade Reforged

THE SUPREME WARRIOR SPIRIT CAN NEVER BE VANQUISHED NEVER BE TAKEN (1)

• 1x The One Ring

Commander (1)

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THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERY WARRIORS EXISTENCE WHEN THEY MUST FACE THE ULTIMATE TEST AND ASK THEMSELVES THE ULTIMATE QUESTIONS. DO YOU HAVE WITHIN YOUR MORTAL SELF WHAT IT TAKES TO PARTICIPATE IN THE TOTAL WAR THAT IS YEDH? I KNEEL BEFORE THE WARRIOR GODS AND SEEK THEIR INFINITE GUIDANCE AND WITHIN THE ETERNAL COMBAT THAT IS THE ENDLESS COILS OF MY MIND I OPEN THE SEALED VAULT CONTAINING CONJURED NIGHTMARES AND RUSH HEADLONG INTO THE STAGE THAT HAS THE DNA OF COMBAT HULK HOGAN. HARNESSED WITHIN MY BONES LIES THE KNOWLEDGE THAT CEDH IS COMPETITIVE EDH AND THEREFORE YEDH STANDS FOR YARGLE BARGLE ELDARGLE DRAGARGLE HIGHLANDARGLE.

IN THE FACE OF SUCH RAW UNBRIDLED POWER I EMERGED FROM THE BLOODSOAKED DEPTHS OF THE ESSENCE OF BATTLE AND WITHIN A PROJECTION OF MY ULTIMATE POWER I EMBRACED THE SMELL OF COMBAT ONLY FOUND IN THE WILDERNESS AS I RUN WITH THE HYENA AND BATTLE TO THE DEATH WITH WILD BOARS. UNITED WITH MY SWORD THAT FEEDS ME POWER AND RAISES THE LEVEL TO A PLACE THAT NO MAN IS ABLE TO COMPREHEND 9 POWER MIGHT AS WELL BE 2323413241234 POWER, MIGHT AS WELL BE INFINITE POWER, THE STRENGTH THAT I EMBRACE WITHIN MY FISTS IS BOUNDLESS AS THE TRUE WARRIORS RISE TO THE CHALLENGE OF FACING THEIR FOES IN THE ULTIMATE COMBAT WHERE THERE ARE NO RULES AND NO ONE TO SAVE YOU HULK HOGAN, AS THE STEEL ESSENCE THAT ENCOMPASSES THE WARRIOR SPIRIT FUELED AND INFUSED BY THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIORS AND THE ULTIMATE ANCESTORS WHO RESIDE IN THE TOWERS OF JEWELS, BLOOD AND BONES OF THE VANQUISHED AND THOSE WHO MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE GIVE ME THE DRIVE TO CONQUER ANY AND ALL CHALLENGES. 9 POWER HAS FOUR LETTERS WHICH WHEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THE WARRIOR MADNESS (or cocaine) CAN BE REARRANGED TO SPELL DEATH TO ALL CHALLENGERS AS THE RED FROM MY EYES BECOMES ONE WITH THE SPIRITS OF THE UNDEAD AND COMMAND ME WITH THE POWER OF THEIR VOICE THAT SHAKES THE HEAVENS AND SPLITS THE EARTH TO TAKE THE MIGHTY YARGLE CARDBOARD SQUARE AND DECLARE GENOCIDAL WAR THAT SPANS ENDLESS GENERATIONS AND THE EONS OF THE ETERNAL PLANE OF WARRIORS PAST FOR 9 DAMAGE TO THE FACE BUT IN A METAPHORICAL SENSE EQUATES TO UTTER DESTRUCTION OF THE LIVING BEING, THE LIFE BLOOD OF ALL WHO OPPOSE THE YARGLE BARGLE AS HE FIRMLY GRASPS THE HOPES AND WONDERS OF ENTIRE RACES OF SENTIENT BEINGS WITHIN HIS SWORD OF BLACKBLADE AND RAINS DOWN DESTRUCTION WITH HIS GAPING MAW THAT FEEDS OFF OF DREAMS AND PLANETS AND TENDONS AND SINEW AND FLESH

IN THE FACE OF THE HATE AND THE ANGER AND THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY YARGLE BARGLE YOUR EXISTENCE IS DUST HULK HOGAN BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN CUT OR DRAW YOUR STARTING HAND!

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 months
Exclude colors	WURG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 4 - 0 Rares 2 - 0 Uncommons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.25
Folders	Decks to build lol, inspiration, SECTION II: WORKS IN PROGRESS