Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement

Commander / EDH* Aggro Budget Lifegain Multiplayer WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (36)

• 1x Ajani's Pridemate
• 1x Angelic Field Marshal
• 1x Archangel of Thune
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Blood-Cursed Knight
• 1x Cathedral Sanctifier
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Drana's Emissary
• 1x Exalted Angel
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Fiendslayer Paladin
• 1x Heliod, God of the Sun
• 1x Mageta the Lion
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 1x Obzedat, Ghost Council
• 1x Patron of the Kitsune
• 1x Resplendent Mentor
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Skirsdag High Priest
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Souls of the Faultless
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Sunscorch Regent
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Transcendent Master
• 1x Treasury Thrull
• 1x Underworld Coinsmith
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Victory's Herald
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage
• 1x Wall of Limbs
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer

Land (33)

• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Kabira Crossroads
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Orzhova, the Church of Deals
• 11x Plains
• 1x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Seraph Sanctuary
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 1x Starlit Sanctum
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel

Artifact (5)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Chalice of Life  ^Flip
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Instant (3)

• 1x Chastise
• 1x Congregate
• 1x Riot Control

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Elspeth Tirel
• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad

Commander (1)

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Angelic Accord
• 1x Divine Favor
• 1x Faith's Fetters
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Noble Purpose
• 1x Path of Bravery
• 1x Recumbent Bliss
• 1x Righteous Cause
• 1x Soul Link
• 1x Spirit Link
• 1x Spirit Loop
• 1x Subversion
• 1x Sunbond
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x Vampiric Link
• 1x Vampiric Rites

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Righteous Fury
• 1x Rout
• 1x Wrath of God

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Enchantment (10)

• 1x Ajani's Mantra
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Celestial Mantle
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Palace Siege
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Shielded by Faith

Creature (10)

• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Baneslayer Angel
• 1x Bastion Protector
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Deathbringer Liege
• 1x Deathgreeter
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Soldier of the Pantheon
• 1x Wall of Reverence

Artifact (3)

• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Sun Droplet

Land (2)

• 1x Kabira Crossroads
• 1x Tainted Field

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Austere Command

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"Uncle Karlov" is a pervy old man who loves robbing your Cradle of Vitality to get his own Fountain of Youths. Here, he stays as young and vibrant as he can by siphoning life directly from your opponents. Your opponents' creatures are playing "to catch a predator?" Time to exile them sons o' bitches and bring down the hammer, and you know what the hammer is ;).

GAIN ALL THE LIFE!!

Date added	8 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	3.48
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Demon 5/5 B, Emblem Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, Enchantment Cleric 2/1 W, Morph 2/2 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Vampire 1/1 B w/ Lifelink
Folders	Decks I Actually Own