Spicy Hot Meatballs

Pauper* Aggro Budget Creature Cheat Elementals Mono-Red Red Deck Wins

GrimlockVIII

Creature (28)

• 4x Brighthearth Banneret
• 3x Chandra's Embercat
• 4x Cinder Pyromancer
• 4x Coal Stoker
• 4x Lavakin Brawler
• 4x Scorch Spitter
• 2x Scorchwalker
• 3x Smokebraider

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Crash Through
• 4x Faithless Looting

Instant (4)

• 4x Lightning Bolt

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Impact Tremors

Land (18)

• 4x Forgotten Cave
• 14x Mountain

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Sideboard

Instant (9)

• 3x Fiery Cannonade
• 2x Flaring Pain
• 4x Red Elemental Blast

Creature (6)

• 2x Faultgrinder
• 4x Ingot Chewer

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Maybeboard

Creature (8)

• 1x Bloodbriar
• 1x Cinder Pyromancer
• 1x Cultbrand Cinder
• 1x Lava Serpent
• 1x Soulbright Flamekin
• 1x Sparkspitter
• 1x Thicket Crasher
• 1x Walker of the Grove

Instant (1)

• 1x Nameless Inversion

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Impact Tremors

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So this is my first foray in the Pauper format, and, uh, I just brewed up what I think might be my most brainless deck to date.

I just wanted to do something cool with Coal Stoker, and I realized that if I have Brighthearth Banneret in play, I can cast a Coal Stoker, add three red mana, cast another Coal Stoker, add another three red man, rinse and repeat. I can literally just dump out a whole ass hand of spicy hot meatball Elementals in a single turn, give or take.

The main win conditions include Lavakin Brawler attacking for an obscene amount of damage and tapping and untapping Cinder Pyromancer to burn my opponent to death in a single turn.

The deck is most definitely just a brew tho, so Im not sure how effective and consistent it will be until I gather up all the cards and playtest with it. Still need to refine the ratios or see if there's some other stuff the deck can do to adapt to given situations. Luckily I found out that my local card shop holds pauper tournaments on the weekends, so that's cool.

But uh ye I kinda feel disgusting for making this. Ah jeez.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.19
Folders	My Pauper Brews