Sarcastaball 2.0

Commander / EDH GWU (Bant)

kangaxx1981

Land (32)

• 1x Arctic Treeline
• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forest
• 1x Glacial Floodplain
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Hedge Maze
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Island
• 1x Lush Portico
• 1x Meticulous Archive
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Plains
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Rimewood Falls
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Spara's Headquarters
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Windswept Heath

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Teferi, Who Slows the Sunset

Artifact (17)

• 1x Anvil of Bogardan
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Folio of Fancies
• 1x Helm of Awakening
• 1x Horn of Greed
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Unity
• 1x Voltaic Key

Creature (13)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Rootweaver Druid
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Shizuko, Caller of Autumn
• 1x Sunscape Familiar
• 1x Swans of Bryn Argoll
• 1x Tempting Wurm
• 1x The Second Doctor
• 1x Tidal Barracuda
• 1x Voltaic Servant
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Wishmonger

Instant (9)

• 1x Aetherspouts
• 1x Blunt the Assault
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Everybody Lives!
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Out of Bounds
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Commander (1)

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Arcane Melee
• 1x Awakening
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Divine Intervention
• 1x Dream Halls
• 1x Fecundity
• 1x Heartbeat of Spring
• 1x Intruder Alarm
• 1x Prison Term
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Upwelling

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Gaea's Bounty
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Prosperity
• 1x Show and Tell
• 1x Sylvan Scrying
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Tempt with Reflections
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Timetwister

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No win con.... just break the rules of mtg asap. This deck aims to sarcastically suggest new ways to play MTG much like an episode of South Park by the same name. Suggestions such as "I know, why not just put all our permanents into play" (Tempting Wurm) or "Why not just ignore mana going away" (Upwelling). It's a silly deck that enables your opponents to do things they've never dreamed of, and quickly is a table favorite.

Date added	2 months
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 60 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.63
Tokens	1/1 G Creature Hippo, Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Emblem Teferi, Who Slows the Sunset, Treasure