Oprah's unpleasant alter ego

Commander / EDH*

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Instant (1)

• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Final Judgment
• 1x Hallowed Burial
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Terminus
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (41)

• 1x Bottomless Pit
• 1x Breathstealer's Crypt
• 1x Collective Restraint
• 1x Copy Enchantment
• 1x Dueling Grounds
• 1x Enchantress's Presence
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Hissing Miasma
• 1x In the Eye of Chaos
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Maelstrom Nexus
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Necrogen Mists
• 1x Oppression
• 1x Pain Magnification
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Tyranny
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sigil of the Empty Throne
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Spirit of Resistance
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Squeeze
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex
• 1x Tainted AEther
• 1x The Abyss
• 1x Underworld Dreams
• 1x Vow of Duty
• 1x Vow of Flight
• 1x Vow of Lightning
• 1x Vow of Malice
• 1x Vow of Wildness

Artifact (6)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Creature (14)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Ajani's Chosen
• 1x Argothian Enchantress
• 1x Blightcaster
• 1x Goblin Diplomats
• 1x Hanna, Ship's Navigator
• 1x Isperia, Supreme Judge
• 1x Karona, False God
• 1x Mesa Enchantress
• 1x Sire Of Insanity
• 1x Verduran Enchantress
• 1x Wall of Denial
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Zur the Enchanter

Land (38)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Serra's Sanctum
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Commander (1)

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This is a group hate/pillowfort deck that makes everyone want me to die, except hopefully my pillowfort will be in place so they can't. Exra fun begins once the pillowfort is set up as fluffy as can be, then start passing Karona, False God around the table as a hasty 8/8 beater (you can call Avatar as its type, errata) then laugh when everyone starts smashing each other with the new toy you just gave them.

I originally did not intend for this to be an enchantment deck but it's someone evolved into that, since so many group pain and pillowfort cards are enchantments, so I capitalized on that by adding in cards like Argothian Enchantress, Ajani's Chosen , etc. I then added in a large number of board wipes to deal with everyone since I'm pretty creature light.

Let me know what you'd suggest I cut, there are certainly better cards out there that I could add and some underwhelming cards that should probably get the Lava Axe. Anything to hurt everyone symmetrically is what I'm looking for, as well as cards that will prevent the entire table from ganging up on me. I do need to cut 2 cards out, but I'll play with it a bit more to figure out what should really go. I'm feeling Hissing Miasma is actually terrible but I sorta like the increased incentive not to attack me (albeit 1 life is nothing and it won't stop anyone but it just feels fun), same with Norn's Annex. 2 life is not really a threat at all but I like the feel of having layer after layer of incentive not to attack me.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 84 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 1 - 0 Commons
Cards	111
Avg. CMC	3.75
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Cat 2/2 W