Gimme Your Lunch Money!

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund)

NMEnoodlemonger

Creature (25)

• 1x Avaricious Dragon
• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Boldwyr Heavyweights
• 1x Bronze Bombshell
• 1x Corpse Connoisseur
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Eater of Days
• 1x Ebonblade Reaper
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Hellcarver Demon
• 1x Hunted Wumpus
• 1x Ignoble Hierarch
• 1x Inverter of Truth
• 1x Leveler
• 1x Oriq Loremage
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Phyrexian Negator
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Skull Prophet
• 1x Soulgorger Orgg
• 1x Tempting Wurm
• 1x Vile Entomber

Artifact (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Despotic Scepter
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x Patriar's Seal
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Compleation
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

Land (36)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 6x Forest
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Riveteers Overlook
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
• 1x Ziatora's Proving Ground

Instant (11)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Big Score
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Grisly Salvage
• 1x Hostile Negotiations
• 1x Infernal Grasp
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Tyvar's Stand

Commander (1)

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Jarad's Orders
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Tormenting Voice
• 1x Unmarked Grave

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Bitter Reunion
• 1x Cemetery Tampering
• 1x Quest for Renewal
• 1x Tortured Existence

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Do your friends like having you around? Are you fed up with them actually enjoying your presence? If being downgraded to "the one we simply tolerate" sounds fun to you, then you picked the right EDH deck for the table! This deck is a great way to make your friends hate you in style. Just give them the worst gift and biggest grin possible and see how they thank you!

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.12
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Morph 2/2 C, Treasure
Folders	1. Good Decks