You Wouldnt Download A Car

Commander / EDH* Counters Pirate Tokens UR (Izzet)

MattyOfTheBoy

Creature (29)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Breeches, Brazen Plunderer
• 1x Breeches, Eager Pillager
• 1x Captain Lannery Storm
• 1x Captain Vargus Wrath
• 1x Coercive Recruiter
• 1x Corsair Captain
• 1x Cutthroat Negotiator
• 1x Daring Saboteur
• 1x Deadeye Quartermaster
• 1x Dire Fleet Daredevil
• 1x Gemcutter Buccaneer
• 1x Goblin Tomb Raider
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Kitesail Larcenist
• 1x Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel
• 1x Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator
• 1x Merchant Raiders
• 1x Plundering Pirate
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Roaming Throne
• 1x Spyglass Siren
• 1x Staunch Crewmate
• 1x Storm Fleet Negotiator
• 1x Storm Fleet Sprinter
• 1x Warkite Marauder
• 1x Waylaying Pirates
• 1x Xorn
• 1x Zara, Renegade Recruiter

Artifact (15)

• 1x Buried Treasure
• 1x Careening Mine Cart
• 1x Collector's Vault
• 1x Diamond Pick-Axe
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Hoard Hauler
• 1x Lembas
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Orazca Puzzle-Door
• 1x Pirate Hat
• 1x Prototype Portal
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Subterranean Schooner
• 1x The Belligerent
• 1x The Ozolith

Land (33)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Great Furnace
• 14x Island
• 13x Mountain
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Silverbluff Bridge
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Treasure Vault

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Descent into Avernus
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Storm the Vault  ^Flip
• 1x Virtue of Knowledge

Commander (1)

Instant (10)

• 1x Ancestor's Aid
• 1x Big Score
• 1x Brackish Blunder
• 1x Confounding Riddle
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Izzet Charm
• 1x Negate
• 1x Prismari Command
• 1x Siren's Ruse
• 1x Spell Swindle

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Brass's Bounty
• 1x Chart a Course
• 1x Mutiny
• 1x Pirate's Pillage
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Seize the Spoils
• 1x Seize the Spotlight

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Maybeboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Hurl into History
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Unexpected Windfall

Creature (1)

• 1x Oaken Siren

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Fires of Invention
• 1x Storm the Vault  ^Flip

Artifact (1)

• 1x Lodestone Needle  ^Flip

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Making this for the 32 Deck Challenge!

"You Wouldn't Steal a Car" is the first sentence of a public service announcement that debuted on July 27th, 2004, which was part of the anti-copyright infringement campaign "Piracy. It's a crime." It was created by the Federation Against Copyright Theft and the Motion Picture Association of America in cooperation with the Intellectual Property Office of Singapore, and appeared in theaters internationally from 2004 until 2007, and on many commercial DVDs during the same period as a clip before the main menu or other previews appear, as either an unskippable or skippable video.

The announcement depicts either a girl trying to illegally download a movie or a gang attempting to buy movies from a bootlegger interwoven with clips of a man committing theft of various objects, and compares these crimes to the unauthorized duplication and distribution of copyrighted materials, such as films. According to the Canadian Internet Policy and Public Interest Clinic, the announcement was unsuccessful, and was largely a source of ridicule. Likewise, a 2022 behavioral economics paper published in The Information Society found the PSAs may have increased piracy rates. By 2009, over 100 parodies of the announcement had been created. It was reported that the music in the announcement was stolen and used without permission. However, one source disputes this, saying the reporting is the result of conflation regarding a different anti-piracy ad that used stolen music

Top Ranked	Achieved #15 position overall 6 months ago Achieved #12 position in Commander / EDH 6 months ago Achieved #2 position in Commander / EDH Counters 6 months ago Achieved #2 position in Commander / EDH UR (Izzet) 6 months ago
Date added	6 months
Last updated	4 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 27 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.79
Tokens	Clue, Copy Clone, Food, Gold, Map, Treasure
Folders	Funsies/Other's Decks, Liked, EDH Decks