Dragon, Dragoff.

Commander / EDH*

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Instant (7)

• 1x Darigaaz's Charm
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Footbottom Feast
• 1x Gravepurge
• 1x Jund Charm
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Psychotic Fury

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Banefire
• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Desert Twister
• 1x Earthquake
• 1x Exhume
• 1x Explore
• 1x New Frontiers
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Wielding the Green Dragon

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Dragon Breath
• 1x Dragon Fangs
• 1x Dragon Shadow
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Fires of Yavimaya
• 1x Form of the Dragon
• 1x Primal Rage

Artifact (2)

• 1x Dragon Arch
• 1x Obelisk of Jund

Creature (30)

• 1x Archwing Dragon
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Bayou Dragonfly
• 1x Broodmate Dragon
• 1x Canopy Dragon
• 1x Catacomb Dragon
• 1x Deadly Insect
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Dragon Tyrant
• 1x Dragonlair Spider
• 1x Dragonspeaker Shaman
• 1x Ebon Dragon
• 1x Godtracker of Jund
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Karrthus, Tyrant of Jund
• 1x Madrush Cyclops
• 1x Moltensteel Dragon
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Pelakka Wurm
• 1x Primeval Titan
• 1x Rimescale Dragon
• 1x Shriekmaw
• 1x Somberwald Sage
• 1x Sprouting Thrinax
• 1x Two-Headed Dragon
• 1x Vampiric Dragon
• 1x Venomous Dragonfly
• 1x Volcanic Dragon
• 1x Whip Vine

Land (43)

• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 12x Forest
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Jund Panorama
• 13x Mountain
• 1x Savage Lands
• 12x Swamp
• 1x Tranquil Thicket

Commander (1)

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I hate my life. Please adopt me.

I don't pick my EDH commanders the old fashioned way, none of that "synergy" or "strategy" nonsense I hear everyone chattering about. I have 5 supermodel Brazilian women in the nude bend over, pop, pop, pop, in the ancient lotus position with random legendary creatures tucked into the crevasses of their lady parts. Then I proceed to bathe in a baby pool of tantric oils, roll around in a bed of ostrich feathers and blindfold myself as to shield my other senses. Then I start sniffing, sniff-sniff, like a Dutch Bloodhound looking for a puppy-child. Then I am drawn to the musk I wanted the most. Then I'd bite down, and that'd be the commander I'd base my deck around.

After completing this ritual for the 12th time in one night I had finally bitten into a Brazilian ass commander that I could see myself using. So I set to work. My mind was spinning like a spider weaving a web. The eight limbs of my mind were going to catch many flies with this deck. Wut. 15 minutes of intensive labour and 22 cans of Redbull later and I had crafted what I knew to be the best deck ever, as well as a heart condition. So let's break it down.

Disabled Ramp

RAINBOW I called upon a mythical falcon for advise on this deck. It swooped down upon me and told me that mana is the key to winning games. So I added some ramp. - Collective Voyage and New Frontiers get mana quicker than a something rather does something. Anyway this description is going nowhere, much like your life. Have a nice day.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.11
Tokens	Dragon 4/4 R, Insect 1/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	There's a Reason