What Did the Five Boots Say to the Face?

Commander / EDH BUG (Sultai) Equip Unblockable

KingusOfDingus

Land (35)

• 1x Access Tunnel
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Darkwater Catacombs
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 4x Forest
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 4x Island
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Overflowing Basin
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Twilight Mire
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Viridescent Bog
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Card Draw (8)

• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Cold-Eyed Selkie
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mask of Griselbrand
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Reconnaissance Mission
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets

Boots (6)

• 1x Lavaspur Boots
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Winged Boots
• 1x Zephyr Boots

Combat Damage Trigger (22)

• 1x Archpriest of Shadows
• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Bloodforged Battle-Axe
• 1x Cazur, Ruthless Stalker  ^Flip
• 1x Cold-Eyed Selkie
• 1x Dream-Thief's Bandana
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Elbrus, the Binding Blade  ^Flip
• 1x Goldvein Pick
• 1x Grazilaxx, Illithid Scholar
• 1x Marchesa's Infiltrator
• 1x Mask of Riddles
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Rogue Class
• 1x Rogue's Gloves
• 1x Schema Thief
• 1x Shadowmage Infiltrator
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Trygon Predator
• 1x Wand of Orcus

Interaction (12)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Culling Ritual
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Fumble
• 1x Glissa Sunslayer
• 1x Notion Thief
• 1x Perplex
• 1x Plasm Capture
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Ravenous Slime
• 1x Trygon Predator

Damage (4)

• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Bloodforged Battle-Axe
• 1x Brass Knuckles
• 1x Cranial Plating

Commander (1)

Evasion (14)

• 1x Access Tunnel
• 1x Blighted Agent
• 1x Cold-Eyed Selkie
• 1x Dimir Infiltrator
• 1x Invisible Stalker
• 1x Shadowmage Infiltrator
• 1x Silhana Ledgewalker
• 1x Slither Blade
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Ukkima, Stalking Shadow  ^Flip
• 1x Whirler Rogue
• 1x Winged Boots
• 1x Zephyr Boots

Ramp (12)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Druids' Repository
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Goldvein Pick
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Curiosity
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Tower Winder

Recursion (2)

• 1x Archpriest of Shadows
• 1x Unforgiving One

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Other (38)

• 1x Acquisition Octopus
• 1x Anowon, the Ruin Thief
• 1x Armory Automaton
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Brass Squire
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Dowsing Dagger  ^Flip
• 1x Emry, Lurker of the Loch
• 1x Froghemoth
• 1x Frogtosser Banneret
• 1x Giant Adephage
• 1x Goggles of Night
• 1x Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons
• 1x Herald of Secret Streams
• 1x Infiltrator il-Kor
• 1x Keeper of Keys
• 1x Keymaster Rogue
• 1x Lathril, Blade of the Elves
• 1x Living Hive
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Marang River Prowler
• 1x Mask of Memory
• 1x Notorious Throng
• 1x Oona's Blackguard
• 1x Opposition Agent
• 1x Power Fist
• 1x Predators' Hour
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade
• 1x Shimmer Dragon
• 1x Silas Renn, Seeker Adept
• 1x Specter's Shroud
• 1x Stolen Identity
• 1x Strixhaven Stadium
• 1x Stronghold Rats
• 1x The Key to the Vault
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Thopter Spy Network
• 1x Vorpal Sword

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This deck needs some major tweaking but boy do I wanna put boots on this ooze. Main goal is Rogue Kindred with outside support. I like the idea of using equipment to add much needed evasion/triggers to otherwise difficult to acquire combat damage triggers.

Date added	2 weeks
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.75
Tokens	Boar 2/2 G, Copy Clone, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B